Happy Christmas Eve Eve.
if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

me in summer:
im sweaty and upsetty
this is so funny

give. that. boy. a. borger.
- person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
- me: nope
- person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
- me: i'm not
there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!
PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

“he doesnt bark he just yells”
Pot is ruining America.
Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh
Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school








